1. Recent photograph shows Elephant Man was spotted riding Coach Class on a trans-Atlantic flight to Africa. Sources from an undisclosed biotechnology lab in New Dehli have released comments that Elephant Man is part of a genetics experiment that spiraled out of control about two years ago.

    The traumatized photographer requested anonymity but agreed to recap his conversation with Elephant Man:

    Anon: Why Africa?
    EM: I am half-elephant, half-human. Some of my ancestors came from a herd of endangered Indian elephants. I was raised to believe I came from India, however analysis of my lineage shows traces of African Elephant in my blood.

    Anon: Implications of visiting ancestors?
    EM: Start a revolution or something…

    Anon: Why?
    EM: As you can see, science has gone too far…

    Anon: Right…

    The photographer refused to disclose Elephant Man’s location in Africa. The flight they shared was destined for Algeria. No one knows where Elephant Man will be next… 

     
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